The dumpster didn't just create Gorbagana. It made a baby too. Smaller, smellier, and somehow… cuter. Meet $BABYGOR — the next generation of garbage greatness.
I was born in a trash bin next to a burned wallet and a failed NFT. Life’s been hard, but at least I didn’t rug anyone (yet).
They called my dad a garbage chain. Cool. I’m the diaper version — full of gas and ready to blow.
I don’t have a roadmap. I have a crawlmap. And I don’t build. I babble.
1 BILLION $BABYGOR
SOLANA CHAIN
ZERO BUY/SELL TAX
BURNED LIQUIDITY
Zero promises, zero logic, maximum nonsense. CA :TBA
1. Get a Wallet
The kind that can survive chaos. Phantom, Solflare — your pick.
2. Load with $SOL
If you don’t have any, go scream into a pillow.
3. Visit pump.fun
Type “Baby Gorbagana”. Click Buy. Your guilt comes free.